My cat is amazing just fyi. Truly my best friend in life. She'll come to me, sleep with me, cuddle with me and kill icky mice for me anytime I want no matter how big of a jerk I am. And more importantly she doesn't shout back or take it personally when I get angry. Plus she is super warm, cute and soft. Perfect. I don't even know why I bother interacting with human beings anymore. I should just be a cat lady and go move into a cottage in the middle of Scotland all by myself. Just me and my hundreds of cats.
Ugh. Cramps. They stink. If this and crapping hurts this bad, I can't even imagine how child birth is going to feel. Yeah that was super blunt and gross. Get over it. I'm in pain darn it!
Don't take it personally. I only half mean it ;)
OMG Hawaii has a shakespeare festival!!! That is awesome! I am so happy now! I've been feeling some anxiety lately about going. I mean let's face it. First of all, I'm a bigot. Second of all, all those multi-cultural men like their subservient women and let's face it, I'm way too headstrong for my own good. Third, island fever. Fourth, I don't know anyone there. What if I get a roommate who is a psycho? Fifth, bugs. Ew. Gross. Disgusting. Sixth, I could get kidnapped and thrown onto some boat and never heard from ever again and probably sold into some Asian sex trade. And real life isn't like Taken. I don't have some ex FBI agent father to come save me. And finally, how the heck am I suppose to pay for all this? They are legitimate concerns, ok!?
But the Shakespeare Festival really does make me feel better. It will give a semblance of normality to the world I will shortly be throwing myself into and won't be leaving for two years. And I had never even thought about this but thanks to Levi pointing it out, I could learn how to surf! That would be awesome! I'm sure I'll suck at it but I totally could. And I'll practice. Then I could teach you all whenever you care to visit. YOU BETTER VISIT ME!
Oh and speaking of Levi, if you want to piss me off, involve him. I mean that pretty much goes for any of my friends and family but very specifically him. Yeah that's the best way to do and you will seriously have a bloomin' angry lion about ready to tear your head off. And yeah i'm talking to YOU CRAZY LADY!!!! I know you aren't reading this but if you will kindly step off it would probably be a good decision for you.
OOO imagine what would happen if you mixed Levi and my family together. I think I would basically kill something. Anyway...
Started working on a song. Finally. Of course I only have two lines right now...Pathetic...But that first line is pretty good so yeah. Whatever. I need some new artists. I mean sure I only have over 16GB on my ipod and I only listen to a very small fraction of that amount but that's not important. Irrelevant. So if you're out there, hit me up with some suggestions.
Peace out home slices.
-Bailey
Mood: Cranky
Song: Made For You by OneRepublic
then you start to wonder how you're gonna handle me when i'm under swimming in the dark sea
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